Relocation and Kryptonite

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Unlike most mortals, I have a super power. Yes, it’s true. I drive with a New Jersey License plate. Able to flip off lane changers in a single bound. Faster than a speeding Uber. Angrier than a kid driving behind the old man in a hat. But I have a flaw. My Kryptonite is…Potholes. In […]

How YOU Doin’?

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I used to see Goldman Sachs alumni everywhere. It was weird – as if they were running things. But today I see a different influence. Now New Jersey and its crazy citizens are everywhere.  In the old days, New Jersey was a small state with no major cities, and its function was simply to keep Philadelphia the […]